France

Our hotel was just a block or two away from this big metal structure. It seemed most popular.

Our hotel was just a block or two away from this big metal structure. It seemed most popular.

So this is it. After 15 months outside the U.S., we head back tomorrow. A couple days in Minneapolis, a week on Lake Vermillion in Northern Minnesota, Labor Day weekend in Michigan, then Boston, Miami Beach, Des Moines, Washington, Las Vegas, Utah, and Los Angeles. Interestingly, even internally I don’t think of it as going “home.” We’re looking forward to some visits and we’re going to see part of the U.S. – Utah’s national parks – that we’ve never seen. But it’s really not going home, since we don’t have a home there and we’ll soon enough be back on the road.

I know we've been in France for a while when I have escargot for an appetizer ...


[caption id="attachment_3540" align="alignleft" width="300"]... and beef tartare for the main course. … and beef tartare for the main course.

I know we’ve been in France for a while when I have escargot for an appetizer …[/caption]First, though, before heading back we had a few days in Paris; not exactly a bad way to end this first leg of our adventure. Of course, Paris is beautiful and the food is fabulous and all that, but we’ve both been a little melancholy about this (temporary) transition back to the States which may have taken some of the luster off the city for us. Paris in August is notorious for having things closed up, which has been a real challenge for Mark as he researches restaurants for us. One thing I was excited to see in August is the beach the city sets up along the Seine. We got here to discover, though, that it was closing on August 17, our first day. Really? Closing the beach in mid-August? Turns out maybe the Parisians know something about their weather. It’s been surprisingly cold and overcast the whole time, which hasn’t helped that nagging sense that something important is ending.

Oh yeah, and then there’s been that whole pinched nerve thing. I got her kind of optimistic that it had been a one-off anomaly and now I’d be back to normal. Alas, not to be, unless (god forbid) this is the new normal. Interestingly, whatever was wrong doesn’t really affect my back at all now, but has migrated down to my arm. And while it’s nothing like the days in Poitiers, it’s not nothing, either. So I’m still taking pain pills and wearing a silly neck brace most of the time. The good news is I have an appointment with an acupuncturist in Duluth next week, so he should be able to fix me right up. (Thanks Becky!)

One of the highlights was a long afternoon coffee break with John Aravosis, prominent blogger and an old friend of Mark's from DC days

One of the highlights was a long afternoon coffee break with John Aravosis, prominent blogger and an old friend of Mark’s from DC days

I keep thinking that with 15 months, 53 books, 29 countries on three continents, and untold miles on the ground and through water, I should have some important lessons to share. You’d think I would, but maybe not so much. OK, here’s one: multiple changes of clothes are overrated. If I think of any more on that long plane ride to the midwest I’ll share them later.

In case you’re wondering, though, if we’re getting tired of all this travel, the answer is a definitive no. To be honest, we’re a little tired of traveling in Western Europe, just because it’s so easy. We’re both itching to get back to more exotic places. So from LA we’re heading to the Yucatan for a couple weeks and then probably going to some non-tourist Caribbean islands, including Haiti, to get our sense of adventure back. Starting to research and plan that gets me excited again!

That big metal structure was all lit up at night

That big metal structure was all lit up at night

My highlights are always reading breaks. This is in the Tuileries, but I also spent time in Parc Monceau and the Luxembourg Gardens

My highlights are always reading breaks. This is in the Tuileries, but I also spent time in Parc Monceau and the Luxembourg Gardens

Farewell Paris and Europe - this was the view from our hotel room balcony

Farewell Paris and Europe – this was the view from our hotel room balcony

City hall in the lovely town of Poitiers

City hall in the lovely town of Poitiers

Ah, Poitiers, a small city in west-central France with a great history. It was here that in 732 AD French forces under Charles Martel turned back the advancing Muslim forces; it was to be the furthest penetration the Caliphate experienced in Europe (so far, at least) and thus is considered a truly pivotal point in history and one of the most important battles of all time.

I'm not the only one with bad memories of Poitiers; Joan of Arc spent some unpleasant time here, too.

I’m not the only one with bad memories of Poitiers; Joan of Arc spent some unpleasant time here, too.

Poitiers was often the home of Eleanor of Aquitaine, arguably the most interesting woman – and one of the most interesting people – in all of the Middle Ages. Her Aquitaine inheritance made her a supremely eligible bride, and her first marriage was to King Louis VII of France. That didn’t go so well and after 15 years they got an annulment, based on her inability to provide a male heir. She immediately married the crown prince of England, later Henry II, right here in Poitiers. That marriage produced a bunch of sons (and some daughters, but they don’t usually matter in history), but Henry and Eleanor didn’t always get along so well, either; Henry ended up imprisoning Eleanor when she supported their son’s revolt against him. When Henry II died their son Richard I took over, but named Eleanor Regent while he went on crusade. In effect, she ruled England for years while he was held captive and survived as Queen Mother well into the reign of her youngest son, King John. Thoroughly interesting – Mark & I have both read biographies of her – and the Palace of Poitiers, where she created Europe’s then-largest dining hall, was the place we wanted to see.

And there was more. Poitiers was also the city where in 1429 England instituted the formal inquest that branded Joan of Arc a heretic; she would later burn for her sins. And of course become a martyr and saint.

Poitiers' Cathedral, where Eleanor of Aquitaine married Henry, the crown prince of England

Poitiers’ Cathedral, where Eleanor of Aquitaine married Henry, the crown prince of England

So there was a lot to do here, right? Yeah, didn’t work that way. I woke up our first morning with horrible back pain, something I’d never had before. At maybe 6:00 AM I went out to walk it off, but it only got worse. And worse. Finally I went to the hotel and asked if there was a hospital I could go to to get some pain medication. Sure; they called a taxi and off I went. To hell.

While I was in hell in the ER on day one, Mark was having a lovely (and lonely) lunch in Poitiers. Just for the record, we've eaten a lot of beef tartare in France and Italy. A lot. I don't know how I'm going to react in the States, where allegedly they cook their beef. Yuck!

While I was in hell in the ER on day one, Mark was having a lovely (and lonely) lunch in Poitiers. Just for the record, we’ve eaten a lot of beef tartare in France and Italy. A lot. I don’t know how I’m going to react in the States, where allegedly they cook their beef. Yuck!

I later learned that Friday – that day – was a national holiday celebrating Mary’s Assumption. And everybody takes the day off, including apparently all but a skeleton crew in the ER. I spent eight hours there and got no relief. What limited staff was there didn’t speak English at all and didn’t know what to do with me. Except put me in isolation. Yes, during intake they learned that I’d been in a clinic in Bali for X-rays when I fell in the shower. That got their attention and they made me put on hospital gloves and then wiped down everything I’d touched, including the chair I’d been sitting in. Ummm, the ER in Bali was cleaner and more helpful than this place!

They took blood twice and did an EKG, but it was hours before they’d give me anything for the pain. For vast periods of time I just sat alone waiting. In isolation. Eight hours later they wrote a prescription for painkillers and sent me back to the hotel, still in pain.

Next morning it was worse. The pain pills had done nothing and by 6:30 AM or so I was screaming in pain. So the hotel – which was very helpful through the whole ordeal – called the hospital and was assured staff was back and I’d get attention. So an ambulance comes, loads me up, and carts me off, Mark riding shotgun. My brother Al had emailed that screaming in the ER is a good strategy, so I didn’t hold back. I didn’t make anything up, but I didn’t hold back either; the pain was excruciating and I was screaming big time. Within seconds of arrival I had an oral dose of morphine. Doctors and nurses everywhere. And when that dose wore off after an hour or two – a most pleasant hour or two, I assure you – the screaming started and another oral dose was forthcoming. Followed by an IV drip so no one worried about it running out again.

Sedated Jim, with morphine coursing through my blood. This, obviously, was my second trip to the ER, the one where they actually treated me.

Sedated Jim, with morphine coursing through my blood. This, obviously, was my second trip to the ER, the one where they actually treated me.

And this time it all worked. Lots of X-rays, scans, poking and prodding. And lots of morphine, just to keep everyone happy. The doctor diagnosed a pinched nerve – pretty obvious, really – gave me a neck brace and wrote prescriptions for lots of painkillers. He said that the prescription they’d written yesterday was “a child’s dosage.” These pills would do the trick.

And so far it’s still working. Mark & I went back to the hotel, packed up, and caught a train to Paris (we were supposed to have gone in the morning, but that didn’t work out so well). Spent a restful night and good morning. I still have a little pain, but not anything in the league of what the last two days were. And I look great in this neck brace!

Here’s the crazy part. If you take a taxi to and from the hospital, it’s about $30 each way. If you take the ambulance? Free. Cost of the 15 hours total I spent in the ER? Zero. Nada. They didn’t appear to have even a mechanism for collecting charges. Now, the first day I got what I paid for, but the second day they were great. Perfect. And free.

So, we didn’t get to see much of Poitiers. And even if I hadn’t had those problems, we wouldn’t have seen much. Because of the holiday, not only was the ER empty of competent staff, but the Palace we wanted to see was closed the only day we had free to see it. I’m sure it’s a lovely place most of the time, but I’m glad to be out of Poitiers. And thrilled to be in Paris!

This is the Poitiers Palace that we came here to see. Alas, it was not to be. Holidays stop everything, even tourist sights.

This is the Poitiers Palace that we came here to see. Alas, it was not to be. Holidays stop everything, even tourist sights.

Wine is everywhere in Bordeaux, including big bottles in the middle of the sidewalk. I thought my grape t-shirt was appropriate for our wine tour.

Wine is everywhere in Bordeaux, including big bottles in the middle of the sidewalk. I thought my grape t-shirt was appropriate for our wine tour.

Six days in Bordeaux was a real treat. We loved the city, one of my favorite places in the nearly 15 months since we left the States. What was it that made it so cool?

1) Beautiful parks. There were a few great public park spaces, particularly the fabulous Public Garden. I’ve long thought Boston’s Public Garden is one of the most beautiful public parks in the U.S., and the Public Garden in Bordeaux compares very favorably. I spent parts of two days just lazing in the park with my book, a wonderful way to spend a few hours. The one strange thing was the weird weather. You’d have 40 minutes lying on the grass under warm sunshine and suddenly it would start raining. You’d head under a tree for 10 minutes and the sun would come back out. Repeat over and over throughout the day. Strange but still beautiful.

Bordeaux's Public Garden. As beautiful as Boston's but it's surrounded by 19th century neoclassical French architecture. Advantage Bordeaux.

Bordeaux’s Public Garden. As beautiful as Boston’s but it’s surrounded by 19th century neoclassical French architecture. Advantage Bordeaux.

More of the Public Garden

More of the Public Garden

2) Wine education. If Bordeaux is known for anything, it’s the most expensive and supposedly fabulous red wines in the world. You’ll note, of course, my use of the word “supposedly.” We just didn’t get it. We were hoping we would, hoping that if we drank Bordeaux wines with meals and splurge on an expensive day-long wine tour of three Medoc wineries we’d finally get it. Well, we learned something during those six days: we still don’t particularly like Bordeaux wines. I tended to like the cheapest – not cheaper, but cheapest – wines better than the expensive ones we tasted on the tour. So now we’re ready to just be done with it. We don’t particularly like Bordeaux wines. Learning that is worth something.

One of the chateaus from our tour. Most of the grand buildings - including this one - are no longer occupied as no one can afford to live in places like this. They're still beautiful, though.

One of the chateaus from our tour. Most of the grand buildings – including this one – are no longer occupied as no one can afford to live in places like this. They’re still beautiful, though.

Château Lafite Rothschild. With wines selling for well over $1,000 a bottle this is the definition of over-the-top Bordeaux excellence. And apparently for people who have more money than brains.

Château Lafite Rothschild. With wines selling for well over $1,000 a bottle this is the definition of over-the-top Bordeaux excellence. And apparently for people who have more money than brains.

I ate one of these grapes near one of the châteaus we toured. Only later did I learn it's actually part of the Lafite Rothschild estate. I figure that grape was worth $2 or so.

I ate one of these grapes near one of the châteaus we toured. Only later did I learn it’s actually part of the Lafite Rothschild estate. I figure that grape was worth $2 or so.

Touring three wineries we saw a lot of barrels and tanks. They all pretty much look the same.

Touring three wineries we saw a lot of barrels and tanks. They all pretty much look the same.

3) Great ambience. Mark covered this in the last post. The city is alive. It has an enormous pedestrian-only section, but enough that I’d get lost and confused. In most cities you think of “the pedestrian street,” or at best the couple of big pedestrian streets. Here, though, there are multiple big shopping streets, going every direction, closed to traffic, so I got lost more than usual. The city’s longtime mayor, Alain Juppé, has made a hugely successful effort to clean up the city. Everyone who’s been there for a few years talks about how he’s gotten building owners to clean the facades, put in a great tram system, cleared out the old port detritus, and closed much of the center city to traffic. Juppé has been mayor since 1995, and during much of that time served in the national government as well, including stints as both Prime Minister and Foreign Minister. Hard to imagine someone in the U.S. remaining mayor while serving in those posts but apparently it’s not that unusual in France, and he seems to have done it with remarkable success (except for the conviction for corruption, but enough about that unpleasantness).

4) The dunes. Yeah, Mark blogged about that already, but they were still a highlight.

Mark was too shy to use this picture in his blog post of the dunes, so I'm including it here. I love the way you can see the forest so far below our time to the top of the dune.

Mark was too shy to use this picture in his blog post of the dunes, so I’m including it here. I love the way you can see the forest so far below our time to the top of the dune.

5) Finally, great running. It’s flat, especially going along the river front that Mayor Juppé cleaned up so nicely. And twice (twice!) while out for my morning run there were great rainbows over the city. Mark says that if I didn’t get pictures they don’t count, but I think you have to give a Mayor credit if he can not only clean up and modernize a city but even arrange for regular morning rainbows.

OK, we’re done with Bordeaux. Now it’s on to Poitiers for a couple days and then Paris. Did we ever mention how much we love traveling by train in Europe?

I had to include this as an example of how technology changes the travel experience. I was in the park while Mark was out doing other stuff. I texted and suggested he join me, but he didn't know where the park was or where I was in it. So I used my iPhone to pull up a map of where I was, with that blue dot my location. I took a screen shot of the map and texted it to him. Pretty cool, huh?

I had to include this as an example of how technology changes the travel experience. I was in the park while Mark was out doing other stuff. I texted and suggested he join me, but he didn’t know where the park was or where I was in it. So I used my iPhone to pull up a map of where I was, with that blue dot my location. I took a screen shot of the map and texted it to him. Pretty cool, huh?