Madagascar

After roughing it for a few weeks, it’s always good to see palm trees and a shimmering pool

While planning our three-week trip to Madagascar I wasn’t sure I wanted to go to Nosy Be. It’s Madagascar’s premier tourist destination, a tropical island off the north shore of the country with more tourist infrastructure than anywhere else. A handful of resorts here attract package holiday makers from (mostly) Europe. There are even two direct flights to Nosy Be each week from Rome. You could buy a week-long holiday package to come to a lovely beach here and hardly even know you’d been in Madagascar.

Our three weeks of travel in Madagascar up to this point have been something akin to “hardship duty.” It’s turned out to be a great three weeks, though it did involve more effort than usual — difficult planning, long drives on rough roads, more one-night stays than usual to break up the travel, some accommodations that were less than ideal, and plenty of long days of hiking. So we are good and ready for a bit of extra comfort and R&R.

And that works out well because our next few stops will be in exotic Indian Ocean island locales — nearly three weeks in Reunion, Mauritius, and the Seychelles. But I decided we’d stop for four days in Nosy Be first, sort of bridging the gap from Madagascar to Indian Ocean tropical beach resorts.

Researching lodging options here, a place called Andilana Beach Resort stood out. It looked like the nicest resort around, and the reviews were largely very positive. A number of reviewers, however, knocked the place for an over-emphasis on catering to Italian tourists. Apparently, the owners are Italian, the vast majority of the guests are Italian, and food, style, and entertainment are geared toward Italians, to the degree that some others felt left out.

Naturally, I wasn’t the least bit deterred by the overly Italian nature of the place. If anything, that means good food because of course that’s what Italians do best, and their standards are high. My own pro-Italian bias blinded me to what should have been the red flag about this place: It is an all-inclusive resort. I booked the place without worry, trusting that Italians wouldn’t settle for crappy food.

Wow, was I wrong. It turns out that even Italy has a market for mass tourism with a big emphasis on quantity over quality. Our room was actually very nice and the beach was beautiful. But the food situation was dreadful — mass quantities of mediocre food served all day in bins in buffet restaurants. Our idea of a disaster. Italy, you let us down!

It’s kind of ironic. As I planned the three weeks in Madagascar I was concerned that’d we’d sometimes have trouble finding great food. In fact we have been very pleasantly surprised by how good the food has been, almost universally — until we arrived at the most expensive destination of our trip, the one where the Italians were supposed to be taking care of us.

Somehow we survived the indignity of “all inclusive” and enjoyed our four days here. And now we’re excited to head on to other, better quality Indian Ocean adventures.

For the most of the day we could try to forget about the dreadful dining options on this beautiful stretch of beach

One night after “dinner” we did enjoy a fairly elaborate show, a fun tribute to Michael Jackson

A few times a day someone would steer a zebu-driven cart along the beach. It appeared to be staged to make the package tourists here feel like they’d been to Madagascar.

On a couple days we eschewed the “free” slop at the resort and had lunch at nearby Chez Loulou. Way better! Here is the friendly staff celebrating something.

Bad food, but beautiful beach. We’ll survive!

Mark crossing a bridge in Tsingy de Bemaraha National Park

From Morondava our goal was Tsingy de Bemaraha National Park, a six- to seven-hour drive north. This UNESCO World Heritage site is made up of an almost surreal landscape of limestone karsts (essentially limestone plateaus) that have been eroded into caverns and fissures creating dramatic “forests” of sharp limestone needles. Utterly unlike anything we’ve seen before. On top of the unique geological formations the park has an unusually large number of endemic species of both plants and animals, some existing nowhere on earth but in these karsts.

Standing amongst the tsingy

One thing that these pictures can’t (or at least don’t) display is how almost stunningly sharp the rocks were. As we spent three days tramping around the park with Francia, our local guide, much of the time was spent either walking through forests or through caverns. When we were actually climbing on the “tsingies”, though, you had to be genuinely careful where you placed your hands; it wasn’t quite knife-edge sharp but the tops were extremely hard and genuinely sharp. Let’s put it this way: if ever you were to slip and fall while you were in the tsingies you would be in a world of hurt. At least one definition of tsingy is “where one cannot walk barefoot.” To say the least!

Which made one of the sights we experienced particularly interesting: a group of lemurs hopping across an expanse of tsingies. (Tribe of lemurs? Family? OK, I looked it up and on one site they’re called a troop of lemurs while two other sites call them a conspiracy of lemurs. I’m going with conspiracy.) Francia seemed genuinely impressed; she indicated you rarely see lemurs on the tsingies themselves.

A conspiracy of lemurs crossing the tsingy. I pitied their poor feet!

Both getting to the park and then getting back to Morondava was quite the experience. As I indicated, it was something like a seven-hour drive up there, nearly all of it on gravel roads and much of it on roads in really rough condition. For a long stretch – a few hours – we seemed to be traveling in a caravan with maybe a dozen cards packed together kicking up an astounding amount of dirt. We had the windows open and after a while you couldn’t believe how dirty we were, just crusted in dust.

At one point, then, our car managed to break down, a broken fan belt or something. I figured that explained the caravan, as every single car in the group – even those in front of us – stopped to help. It took maybe 20 minutes to get us going again, with every driver there to help. My guess was that no one wanted to break down alone which explained the caravan. Wrong.

The collected drivers trying to fix our car. I was distinctly glad we weren’t traveling alone.

Just before leaving our lodge for the drive back people we’d met over our four-night stay explained that just the week before thieves had ambushed a driver taking German tourists up to the park. Apparently beat him pretty badly and robbed the tourists. So now drivers were traveling in a caravan. And as we learned on the return drive, with armed guards in the first and last cars. We happened to be selected as the last car so we traveled for a couple hours with an armed soldier riding shotgun. Literally. In the meantime as word got out about the robbery tourism was quickly drying up in the region which is a genuine tragedy for the people who make a living off the tourists.

As we traveled through some of the poorest, most remote villages you might ever imagine, lots of women had their faces covered like this. According to our driver it was their way to keep from getting too much sun.

And then eventually, after in this case maybe an eight-hour drive, we made it back to Morondava. For the return trip our driver had upgraded the car to one with AC so we could keep the windows closed; made a big difference. And this time back in Morondava I was feeling fine so I could enjoy our brief stop before a late afternoon flight to Antananarivo – visiting with friends we’d made in the park (a Bollywood director and his Bollywood actress wife!), a long walk on the enormous beach, lunch at a nice Italian restaurant. Genuinely pleasant. After another night in Tana we fly north to a beach resort which seems like a nice way to end our three-week trip through Madagascar.

We have lots of pictures of us hiking in the park

Some of the cliffs were pretty steep

See?

On one of the hikes we had the kind of gear that allows you to clip onto safety cables. Just in case, you know.

Lots of time hiking up here

Back to them lemurs

Resting on what was kind of a natural throne

Can’t have too many pictures of climbing around the park

I think this is the last one

On the third day of our park exploration we took a boat maybe an hour upstream to get to our hike. Riding on that remote, peaceful river like that was bliss.

A group of Americans we got to know a little at the lodge, traveling upriver the same day

Francia, our guide

A local fisherman

Our boat, waiting patiently while we were hiking

We sometimes take a little break mid-hike to read but we still typically do the hikes a lot faster than the routes are supposed to take

The hike from the river up to the section of the park with the tsingies was steep and intense but the views were great

On each of our three days we would hike in the morning and then get back to the lodge for lunch. We were always the only ones there for lunch and then we’d head to the pool to relax. Felt very civilized.

Hours and hours of this, though sometimes the road conditions were a LOT worse

How the locals travel

Certainly one of the highlights of the road trip to and from the park was our stop in Belo Tsirbihina, a tiny no-account town. Except for the oddly named Mad Zebu restaurant. Here you are as close to the middle of nowhere as you can imagine and the most stunningly beautiful and delicious food you’ve ever imagined. Roughly halfway between Morondava and the park, so perfectly positioned for lunch both in and out. Amazing.

A street scene right outside the Mad Zebu in Belo Tsirbihina

More of Belo Tsirbihina

And more local travelers on our long road back to Morondava

Another highlight of the road trip up and back was the two ferries we took in both directions. Nothing fancy about these boats….

River traffic

Enjoying one of the long ferry boat rides

And of course there are always cute kid moments

You never give kids money, but sometimes you can give them pens. This little kid was cute and shy, but when I offered him this pen – from a St. Regis hotel! – he seemed pretty happy.

The route back to Morondava took us back through Avenue of the Baobabs, this time as sunset was approaching

Lots of people were going to hang out here until the sun actually set but we were ready to be done with this long day of driving so we enjoyed the fading light and then got back in the car to finish the drive

The sun setting at our lodge in Morondava

Our flight out of Morondava was supposed to be in the morning, but I still had time to walk down to the beach and enjoy the local scene. Then it was back to the room to pack, when we were informed the flight was going to be delayed four or five hours. That turned out perfect; we had time to go back to our favorite Italian restaurant for lunch before heading to our flight back to Tana.

Morning on Avenue of the Baobabs near Morondava

Our seventh stop in Madagascar was out on the west coast, two nights in the little beach town of Morondava. There’s not a lot to say about the town; for us it was mostly just a way-station on the way to Tsingy de Bemaraha National Park, one of those UNESCO-recognized sites we like. And then to make it more difficult to say much about Morondava, I managed to get nasty sick, something I ate or drank, the first night here. As a result our one full day here consisted of me lying in bed, miserable.

This isn’t the most flattering picture of Morondava ever, but it captures a piece of the town well. To be fair part of the town is ever-so-slightly touristy, reflecting a down-scale beach town, but there was more of this.

The one notable site here was maybe 30 minutes out of town as we headed north to the park. Avenue of the Baobabs is this iconic stretch of road (dirt road, as it would all be on the journey north) lined with baobab trees. Perhaps the most photographed place in all of Madagascar, Avenue of the Baobabs creates an almost magical image of these unusual, endemic trees that can be thousands of years old. To be honest it doesn’t take long to appreciate them; a 15-minute stop on the road is all you need. But definitely worth seeing.

Otherwise here’s a few pictures of the area. Teaser: there’ll be a lot more from Tsingy de Bemaraha when we get that posted!

Our home in Morondava at the Palissandre Côte Ouest. You walked right out onto the sand but I never actually made it to the beach. In part that was because I was sick, but even more it was because the beach itself – that is, the place where the water hits the sand – was probably a quarter mile away. Definitely the deepest beach we’ve ever seen.

Colorful fishing boats on the edge of town

This is the tourist stretch in Morondava, a little nicer than the rest of town

A view of the beach from near our room

Sunset across the beach

Baobabs out across the fields

One tall baobab

More baobabs