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Wine, cheese, and olives set up at sunset. Nothing not to like about this picture.

Wine, cheese, and olives set up at sunset. Nothing not to like about this picture.

After a couple long days of driving and hiking, driving and eating, driving and then some more hiking, we made it to the Uyuni Salt Flats. Amazing. Simply amazing.

Located in southwestern Bolivia and at 12,000 feet above sea level the Uyuni Salt Flats (Salar de Uyuni as it’s known here) is the world’s largest salt flat, covering nearly 4,100 square miles. To put that in some perspective, that’s nearly 100 times the size of the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah. The salt flats are the result of the drying of prehistoric lakes, the oldest dating from about 40,000 years ago. They left behind a lot of salt, a few meters worth over the entire area. Below that lies nearly half the world’s proven lithium reserves, enough to supply both manic-depressives and our iPhone batteries for years to come.

Mark was practicing some multiple personality behavior, maybe to take advantage of all the lithium below him

Mark was practicing some multiple personality behavior, maybe to take advantage of all the lithium below him

Besides the tourist value and minerals, the salt flats are also a major transportation thoroughfare. After days bouncing along the horrible gravel roads of western Bolivia, driving on the salt was like a fantasy – smooth, flat, straight. It was like my childhood memories of driving on Lake Superior after it had frozen over and been plowed, right down to the vast expanse of white everywhere. It was almost hypnotic – you’re cursing along at maybe 50 miles an hour but you can’t feel the road or really see anything changing as the distances are all so far.

Hiking on an island in the middle of the salt

Hiking on an island in the middle of the salt

We spent two days altogether in or along the Uyuni Salt Flats. First we drove out onto it, stopping occasionally just to admire the unworldly beauty. Our driver let us out maybe a mile from where he was going to set up lunch and said “Just walk.” What an experience. By the time we got there they had lunch set up out in the middle of the immense nothingness. I took our portable speakers from my luggage and we listened to various divas – Aretha, Ella, Whitney, even Lily Allen! – while having a great little lunch. The driver and Danilo, our guide, were pretty amused; they’d never had music out on that vast expanse.

Our time in the area included a couple big hikes on the “islands” that dot the salt flats, with again amazing views of miles and miles of whiteness. Our lodge was on the edge of a tiny town that itself was on the edge of the salt flats. One of the amusing things we noticed about some of these tiny towns is that while everything else in town seems to be falling apart they have beautiful soccer fields. Same case here, an oasis of bright green with perfect lines and nice stands. Apparently they know their priorities.

La Bella Tunupa, with a quinoa field in the foreground.

La Bella Tunupa, with a quinoa field in the foreground.

The next day we hiked around some more, always with great views. We went up and around La Bella Tunupa, a beautiful (thus the name) multi-colored old volcano. Danilo had come to understand that we like to hike so he suggested we head up there and explore options for further hikes. A fair amount of it was just bushwhacking across not always easy terrain, but most of it was pretty great. There was a mystery, though. The hills along the mountain – steep, difficult hills – were lined with old stone walls meandering here and there. Because of the seemingly random curves and swirls, it didn’t appear they were marking property. Danilo didn’t know what they were for and our Bolivian driver didn’t know either. Llama pens? Fire barriers? Property markers? No idea. So after we got down Danilo went into town and asked around. They’re apparently a couple hundred years old – they stand without mortar or anything, just rocks piled on top one another – but no one in town knew what they were for either. Weird and still a mystery.

There's a lot of salt here

There’s a lot of salt here

Then as sunset approached drove back out onto the salt flats for some pre-dinner appetizers and wine to watch the sun go down. Again, an amazing experience with fantastic colors and shadows. And wine! One of my concerns about coming here was just whether it would feel Disney-esque, crowded with tourists and so on. So not the case. It’s big enough and remote enough that you just don’t see or sense anyone else. It’s just you and the salt. And the staff, of course, driving you around and setting up the bar. We know our priorities, too.

At 12,000 feet and with the sun setting it was pretty cold here, just enhancing the sense that that *must* be ice and snow, right?

At 12,000 feet and with the sun setting it was pretty cold here, just enhancing the sense that that *must* be ice and snow, right?

Sunset across the Uyuni Salt Flats

Sunset across the Uyuni Salt Flats

So that was the highlight of the multi-day trek, two days on the Uyuni Salt Flats. One more day, crossing into Chile, before moving on down to Iquique where we finish the journey. More pictures tomorrow, then.

Here we are out in the middle of a vast, flat field of salt

Here we are out in the middle of a vast, flat field of salt

There are a lot of pictures I liked from here

There are a lot of pictures I liked from here

With all these pictures I had to have some fun playing with filters

With all these pictures I had to have some fun playing with filters

If it looks like ice and snow I should be able to make a salt angel, right? Wrong.

If it looks like ice and snow I should be able to make a salt angel, right? Wrong.

Mark took a lot of pictures of me

Mark took a lot of pictures of me

Our guide and driver let us walk the last mile to lunch so they could set up lunch and have it ready for us. Very cool.

Our guide and driver let us walk the last mile to lunch so they could set up lunch and have it ready for us. Very cool.

Our fabulous UE Boom portable speakers making lunch feel very civilized

Our fabulous UE Boom portable speakers making lunch feel very civilized

A nice lunch spread. Mark with our driver and guide.

A nice lunch spread. Mark with our driver and guide.

Lots and lots of not much besides salt

Lots and lots of not much besides salt

The clouds and color made it feel like we were far into the great northland

The clouds and color made it feel like we were far into the great northland

Funny story: I traveled for almost three years without a down coat until I bought this in Cuzco. Since then I've barely taken it off!

Funny story: I traveled for almost three years without a down coat until I bought this in Cuzco. Since then I’ve barely taken it off!

Mark's sunset selfie

Mark’s sunset selfie

And a sunset picture of me

And a sunset picture of me

Our car as we wandered far and wide for the perfect pictures at sunset

Our car as we wandered far and wide for the perfect pictures at sunset

There was hiking too. This is a view of our accommodations as we set out the first morning before we actually got to the Salt Flats.

There was hiking too. This is a view of our accommodations as we set out the first morning before we actually got to the Salt Flats.

A closeup of our cabins in the early morning light. Old, traditional lodgings with little things like running hot water added.

A closeup of our cabins in the early morning light. Old, traditional lodgings with little things like running hot water added.

A nice morning hike

A nice morning hike

There's only so much time you can spend admiring the views from the salt flats. Then you have to start hiking again.

There’s only so much time you can spend admiring the views from the salt flats. Then you have to start hiking again.

View from one of the "islands" we hiked

View from one of the “islands” we hiked

Mark high above the flats

Mark high above the flats

And me taking a break up there

And me taking a break up there

Mark contemplating the meaning of life. You feel pretty insignificant up here.

Mark contemplating the meaning of life. You feel pretty insignificant up here.

A morning hike around this lagoon introduced us to fighting giant coots

A morning hike around this lagoon introduced us to fighting giant coots

On our second day out of San Pedro we continued to work our way north along the southwestern edge of Bolivia. The roads were still rutted and rocky and there was too much driving relative to too little hiking, but the scenery was great, too.

A close-up of the "giant" coots out on their floating nests. Don't mess with 'em!

A close-up of the “giant” coots out on their floating nests. Don’t mess with ’em!

Enroute we happened across a couple rheas, large ostrich-like flightless birds that run around this part of Bolivia. We never got any decent pictures, but they’re a fun bird to watch. And to read about. They’re polygamous, with males courting up to a dozen female birds. Even more interesting, though, is that it’s the males, not the females, who protect the nest, incubate the eggs, and even tend the chicks. And then on one lagoon we hiked around we watched Giant Coots – another bird that, while relatively big is “giant” only in the context of other coots – fighting over territory. Our guide Danilo told how once he absentmindedly got too close to a giant coot nest and the birds went straight at him. Ain’t nature interesting?

At the same time, the human life could be confusing. We went into one tiny little village; just tiny, maybe a few dozen people living there. The Bolivian government had recently invested in building some new housing in this remote, isolated location and you could only wonder what life must be like in such a tiny, remote, isolated location.

The day included another great lunch out in the middle of nowhere. This was on a tiny lagoon with a big rock that bore a striking resemblance to Margaret Thatcher. Weird.

The day included another great lunch out in the middle of nowhere. This was on a tiny lagoon with a big rock that bore a striking resemblance to Margaret Thatcher. Weird.

We’re here in what is supposed to be the end of the rainy season, but the rains failed pretty significantly. One result is that some of the quinoa fields are just devastated. From afar, quinoa fields in this part of Bolivia can be beautiful, big red squares in an otherwise colorless region. Without water, though, there were some really sad-looking plots. You can only imagine the impact it must have on local farmers who are already poor beyond most anything I can imagine.

A very sad quinoa field, devastated by the failure of rainy season rains

A very sad quinoa field, devastated by the failure of rainy season rains

What else was interesting about Day Two? We walked the last mile or two to our lodgings, mostly just because walking is more interesting than bumping along the gravel roads. While we were walking you could hear big thunder rumbling across the landscape. Ultimately there was no rain, but the thunder was impressive.

And speaking of impressive, we went out after dinner that night to view the stars. Danilo had a laser pointer to show us some of the constellations, after which for the first time I could easily identify the Southern Cross, the southern hemisphere’s answer to the Big Dipper and North Star. Orion, Castor & Pollux, Jupiter – we saw them all, along with billions and billions of other stars.

The trip brought us right to the very edge of the Uyuni Salt Flats; tomorrow we cross in for two days. I’ll just add in anticipation that the experience was amazing.

A great little hike around this high plane lagoon

A great little hike around this high plane lagoon

Mark on said hike

Mark on said hike

We even saw a lion on the hike, or at least a striking resemblance to the Ritz-Carlton lion logo

We even saw a lion on the hike, or at least a striking resemblance to the Ritz-Carlton lion logo

During our time in Chile & this area of Bolivia we've seen a bunch of these great green plants that cling to rocks. They take many, many years to grow to this size and are now protected in both countries.

During our time in Chile & this area of Bolivia we’ve seen a bunch of these great green plants that cling to rocks. They take many, many years to grow to this size and are now protected in both countries.

Our guide Danilo taking a break, with a great view across Bolivia

Our guide Danilo taking a break, with a great view across Bolivia

I got pretty high, too

I got pretty high, too

Another little hike took us through some Scotland-esque bogs. Or at least what I'm guessing were Scotland-esque, as I've never actually been there. Oh, and the good news about these hikes? The extra little pressure from my knapsack seems to have completely cured the back & shoulder pain I'd been experiencing ever since Nasca, back in late February. Yay!

Another little hike took us through some Scotland-esque bogs. Or at least what I’m guessing were Scotland-esque, as I’ve never actually been there. Oh, and the good news about these hikes? The extra little pressure from my knapsack seems to have completely cured the back & shoulder pain I’d been experiencing ever since Nasca, back in late February. Yay!

Not all quinoa fields were wiped out by the failure of the rainy season. These sheaths of quinoa had been harvested and were tied up waiting … for something. The colors give you a sense of what a ripe, healthy quinoa field looks like from a distance.

Not all quinoa fields were wiped out by the failure of the rainy season. These sheaths of quinoa had been harvested and were tied up waiting … for something. The colors give you a sense of what a ripe, healthy quinoa field looks like from a distance.

No more shipping containers, for now, at least. Our lodging for Night Two was this old rehabilitated traditional structure made of local rocks with some cactus wood as framing.

No more shipping containers, for now, at least. Our lodging for Night Two was this old rehabilitated traditional structure made of local rocks with some cactus wood as framing.

Our isolated lodging for Night Two

Our isolated lodging for Night Two

Sunset out on the edge of the Uyuni Salt Flats. Later that night we'd get a great tour of the clear southern night sky.

Sunset out on the edge of the Uyuni Salt Flats. Later that night we’d get a great tour of the clear southern night sky.

Traveloholics at a geyser field in Bolivia on our journey up to the world's biggest salt flats

Traveloholics at a geyser field in Bolivia on our journey up to the world’s biggest salt flats

After a couple days hiking around San Pedro de Atacama our big adventure for the region is a five-day journey with car and guide up into the Uyuni Salt Flats in Bolivia. The map here shows our route, starting from San Pedro at the bottom in Chile, going north into Bolivia, and then west to Iquique. It’ll take us a couple days to get up to the salt flats themselves, but in the meanwhile we’ll spend our days in some of the most remote regions I’ve ever been in; no wifi, no Internet, no electricity, and, for the most part, no people. The company we’re doing it with, though, does provide food and shelter so we’re not completely destitute.

Immigration at the Bolivian border. Does that just scream "Isolated!"?

Immigration at the Bolivian border. Does that just scream “Isolated!”?

Day One was a long day on terrible roads. Hours and hours on crazy, rocky, rutted gravel roads. It took a couple hours to get to the Bolivian border at one of the most remote border crossings you’ll ever see. The most amazing sight during that long ride was the bikers, a couple here, a few there, maybe half a dozen altogether. Intrepid and adventurous travelers riding bicycles, not motorcycles, with all their camping gear at 14,000 feet on those roads that were so brutal in a car. Mark thought they were crazy; I was jealous.

Unfortunately the day was a lot more about covering ground in the car than hiking. We stopped at a Bolivian geyser field where it would have been easy – and deadly – to fall in, and had a great lunch – a salmon salad, lettuce salad, good wine – our guide whipped up when we stopped at a flamingo-settled lagoon in the middle of nowhere.

This was our lunch break on Day One. The lagoon below has just thousands of Pink Flamingoes - real ones, not plastic. A pretty fabulous place to stop for lunch.

This was our lunch break on Day One. The lagoon below has just thousands of Pink Flamingoes – real ones, not plastic. A pretty fabulous place to stop for lunch.

Flamingoes. Lots and lots of flamingoes.

Flamingoes. Lots and lots of flamingoes.

The middle of nowhere. This certainly feels as isolated a place as you can imagine. Just miles and miles of high plains, mountains, and flamingoes. Lots of flamingoes. And here we’re going to be with no Internet for days while the Wisconsin primary plays out. We won’t know anything until days after the results are in!

We were curious what the sleeping arrangements would be. There are no settlements of any size at all up here and certainly no hotels. The company we organized the tour with said they use “shipping containers” for sleeping and eating, and sure enough when we pulled in toward the evening there they were: old shipping containers retrofitted as little cabins. Cots with great sleeping bags for the cold nights. Separate kitchen and bathroom shipping containers, all out in what is just the middle of nothing. Pretty cool, really.

After a long day in the car getting here, I hiked up above our "lodge" for a view of the area. Those are our shipping-containers-turned-accomodations. I loved being out there in the middle of just really nothing. If you look at the map below, this is the first star north of San Pedro.

After a long day in the car getting here, I hiked up above our “lodge” for a view of the area. Those are our shipping-containers-turned-accomodations. I loved being out there in the middle of just really nothing. If you look at the map below, this is the first star north of San Pedro.

Without Internet or even electricity there was no opportunity to load pictures or write this blog, so I’m doing it all now that we’re back in civilization. I’ll add more on our subsequent days over the next day or two, but there are a lot of pictures to load so it’ll take a while. For now, though, here are the rest of our pictures from Day One.

Here's our route from San Pedro down near the bottom, over to the Eduardo Avaroa National Reserve in Bolivia and then north for three stops (two nights in the northernmost spot in Bolivia when we're actually in the salt flats) then over into Chile before ending in Iquique

Here’s our route from San Pedro down near the bottom, over to the Eduardo Avaroa National Reserve in Bolivia and then north for three stops (two nights in the northernmost spot in Bolivia when we’re actually in the salt flats) then over into Chile before ending in Iquique

An early stop at a Bolivian geyser field was a welcome break from bouncing along on crazy unpaved roads

An early stop at a Bolivian geyser field was a welcome break from bouncing along on crazy unpaved roads

The bubbling mass of goo that would make a real mess of things if you fell in

The bubbling mass of goo that would make a real mess of things if you fell in

Another view of our lunch stop

Another view of our lunch stop

Flamingoes

Flamingoes

Thousands of flamingoes

Thousands of flamingoes

They get their color from eating untold numbers of little shrimp in the lagoon. Our guide explained that they spend pretty much the entire day, from morning to night, eating thousands and thousands of tiny pink shrimp. Strange way to live.

They get their color from eating untold numbers of little shrimp in the lagoon. Our guide explained that they spend pretty much the entire day, from morning to night, eating thousands and thousands of tiny pink shrimp. Strange way to live.

There are no trees at this altitude so this tree-shaped rock is a real destination

There are no trees at this altitude so this tree-shaped rock is a real destination

And then there are the strange signs. This seems to say … what? No birds? All those flamingoes out there seem to be ignoring the sign.

And then there are the strange signs. This seems to say … what? No birds? All those flamingoes out there seem to be ignoring the sign.

This was my favorite, though. I understand, they don't want you pissing in the lake and fouling the natural environment. The two pictures at the top make that pretty clear.

This was my favorite, though. I understand, they don’t want you pissing in the lake and fouling the natural environment. The two pictures at the top make that pretty clear.